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Emily Deschanel x-rated nude Bones promo pics

Thursday, March 26th, 2009

When they were first planning to release the TV show Bones a few years ago, they didn’t really know how to promote it. Hot on the heels of those other forensic crime dramas Criminal Minds, Numbers, and the twenty different editions of CSI, Bones was struggling to distance itself from the pack. Well, they had one thing they could play up – the uber-sexy lead star Emily Deschanel. So some horny advertising dude made up these pornographic images to promote the show. And surprise surprise, Emily was more than happy to give them what they needed.

Playing up the sexuality of her character Dr. Temperance ‘Bones’ Brennan to x-rated effect, Emily strips bare and lets it all hang out. I’m loving the naughty “set stills” where she’s examining human remains in the buff. I can imagine her co-star getting a boner. Heck, I can even imagine the skeleton in front of her getting one, she’s just that hot. Then it’s off to the coroner’s office where once again she takes a load off (as well as her clothes) while she and her co-star get in a heated conversation about their latest case.

Now, it’s time to unwind ’cause by this time the case is solved and everyone’s happy. And since she takes her job very seriously, it’s time to spend some quality time with her “patient”. Using one of those bones as a dildo, a huge smile on her face occurs and somewhere in the ether, the soul of the bone’s owner is smiling as well. Wow, when a show deals with afterlife sex, you know their breaking new ground.

So if these nude pics of Emily Deschanel prove one thing, it’s that all shows look a lot better when the hot chicks are naked. Too bad things like that only happen on cable. But not to worry, until the show moves to cable, we’ve got these naked shots to get us by. Check this place out to see more hot pics of Emily and other gorgeous celebs.

Bones star Emily Deschanel naked pics

Thursday, March 26th, 2009

If you’ve ever wondered what Bones star Emily Deschanel looks like under those power suits while she’s looking closely at human remains (I’m not judging — whatever turns you on) then wonder no more because I’ve got these nude pics of Emily Deschanel just for you. The blue-eyed, raven-haired stunning star of the highly-rated primetime series has been an object of lust since she starred as Dr. Temperance ‘Bones’ Brennan in the crime drama. Her mixture of no-nonsense attitude coupled with quirky humor has made her a reluctant sex symbol. Even though she spends most of her time on the show completely covered up, she still exudes that sexuality that just can’t be hidden. And now, that’s exactly how you’ll see her here.

Who knew that a rockin’ hot body was underneath all that serious cop garb. How her massive titties have been contained by her blazer, I don’t know. All I know is that she should show them off more often considering they’re very very impressive. I love how they’re so pert and bouncy. Even in a photograph they seem to jiggle in their firm gelatinous way. I’m sure fans of the TV show (and fans in general) would be more than happy to see Emily in a low cut dress, or better yet lingerie, every once in a while. I haven’t seen all of the episodes of Bones, but I’m pretty sure there hasn’t been an episode where she had to go undercover as a stripper or something like that. Emily Deschanel with a pole? I smell a number one show!

Too bad the show isn’t on HBO or Showtime ’cause they could’ve been a lot more racy with her character and the series in general. Heck, the show’s title is suggestive enough. Imagine an entire TV show where all they do is “bone”. Come on, would you wanna miss that? I surely wouldn’t. So whether she’s reclining on a chair spread-legged, leaning against a stone wall in completely nothing, or going out the lawn to pick up the morning paper forgetting her boobs are hanging out, Emily Descanel nude is a welcome sight, whether you’re a fan of her TV show or not. See more nude celebs here and find your favorite.